Jo-Sun

Mommy: Did you put on your hearing aid yet?
Gong Gong: Ah?

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Yiyi: Did you use the bathroom yet?
Me: Yes.
Yiyi: You did?
Me: Yes.
Yiyi (suspicious): When? Before your mother?
Me (exasperated): Just now.
Yiyi (suspicious): Really? Hm.

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Me: Where are we going for dim sum? Call Hun Dei and get the cross street.
Yiyi: It's on Broadway.
Me: But what's the cross street? Broadway is really long.
Yiyi: It has to be near by here.
Me: But the streets here are all crazy....
YiYi: We'll just go out and ask someone where the nearest bus station to Atlantic City is. That's where she said it was.
Me: But there are a million bus stations! She couldn't tell you what the cross street was?
Yiyi: She doesn't know that.
Me: Did you ask?
YiYi: It's in Chinatown. We'll find it. It's near here.
GongGong: It's on Broadway. You don't know Broadway? You've lived here for years!