Hahahaha!

That's hilarious em. It probably thought you were returning home and/or you needed a bath.

"Bathing calf: spraying water over and scrubbing it gently with her trunk. Drawing water from her own stomach and spraying calf. During drought, to cool the calf-not an everyday event." from http://www.nature-wildlife.com/eletxt.htm

I didn't find much else on that site.

I'm doing alright. I went to my first baby shower and live comedy show so that was fun. I also watched "Pirates of Penzance" with Brian this past weekend. :)

Sounds like you're having a great time. :-D